Try Womens Rugby, it's much tamer ... honest!
I found a local club with a small womens team. For every match, we struggled to field enough players. On one occasion, the opposition didn't want to play a match with only 13 positions to fill (losing the 'flanker' for example), so we asked if we could have one of their players. Fracturing my metatarsal whilst dancing didn't help our situation, either! These posters were part of an attempt to promote the game to women.